GERM WARFARE
Still fighting this bug, don’t know why it won’t go away and bother someone else. I suppose it could be worse so I won’t tantrum too much. Just feel pretty weak and sickly.
AUSTIN POWERS
Last night as I was reading in bed I got to wondering about if I could have any super powers, what would they be? Having enjoyed the recent X-Men movies with Wolverine’s claws looked pretty tight, being sick, the healing factor sounds very good right about now. However how often do I go into a bar to fight for money (not very) and then its not like anyone would just out of the blue try to jump me… I’ve never been jumped before and I can count the number of times I’ve been in a bar on one hand and nowadays, any fighting usually lands you in jail. The only real advantage would be to slice me some cheese for my toast, but the jokes would never end, I can hear them now “Will, did you wash your claw before cutting the cheese?”
Next how about an optic blast, yes imagine somebody gettin’ up in your grill and just blasting them away… again not too many people usually mess with me, I keep to myself well enough, thank you. Trying to explain to people why you wear sunglasses after nightfall, that will win you cool points with the posers or by accidentally blasting my girlfriend’s head off, that would be inconvenient.
Finally, I settled on being able to move objects with my mind, yes, that would be the best, you can pick up and move things around. Imagine going to the gym and there’s that guy who’s always there trying to impress everyone by the amount of weight he can lift (you’d think he was giving birth to each rep) and casually out repping him. He notices he’s been outdone and about that time’s when the ‘roid rage takes over…
Anyone care to share about what super powers they would want, and why?
Realistically, thinking back I know that having powers I would use them for purely selfish reasons, I would be so lazy, carrying stuff around, not bothering to walk when I could fly, how does Superman keep his super physique? I bet if he were a normal joe, he’d have a super gut. Despite all that I think most super heroes are very intriguing because as they have all these abilities some are consumed with guilt by not using them to help others. While the super villains always use their power for selfish gain. With great power, comes great responsibility. With that I began to wonder how God manages all his powers, he’s not ashamed or confused but uses for good. They point to Him and he’s cool about it. Me and my God-complex… what’s this world coming to?
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Will


