August 25, 2006

• A couple nights ago Rachel found a biography program on Lucille Ball (of “I Love Lucy”) on TV while I was washing the dishes.  She and Desi were married after just knowing each other for six months.  They later divorced  after about 20 years due to his drinking problem and womanizing.  After we had gone to bed she turns to me and says she hopes we don’t have problems like Luscy and Desi.  Semi-asleep I told her that I won’t womanize if she doesn’t drink.  She quickly reminded me that she does not drink.  Alright then, I won’t drink if she doesn’t womanize.  The bruise on my ribs has almost healed.

  Moral of the story: Keep it to yourself if you do not want your woman to womanize.

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  Will

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