We’ve been busy as elves over here. Lately we seem to be attempting to set the record for having people over. Getting to know people at church has been great. Last weekend we attended Fabiola Woerner’s wedding, twas nice (even the half of it that was in Espanol).
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Will
WILL’S ROMANTIC TIP #1
While the wife is in the shower quickly steal her towel and throw it into the dryer set on high. Afterwards when she asks where her towel went, be a noble knight and “fetch her a new one”. Sit back and watch her melt into your hands.
PS. You can do this over and over again, even if the element of surprise is lost, she won’t care!
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Will
ITS BEGINING TO LOOK LIKE CHRISTMAS
Where has the time gone? Let me recount events up til now…
Thanksgiving was nice, got to meet one of my cousin’s girlfriend who is a freshman at Clemson. A nice and pretty girl I assumed she was a teacher education major, nope, she’s studying astrophysics and mathmatics. I was blown away, she was very down to earth and not the nerdy type at all.
I explained to her Werner and my theories of subspace traveling via black holes by layering the hull of the space craft with cats with toast butter-side up tied to their backs. Werner and I believe that this will enable the craft’s integrity to withstand the crushing force of gravity due to the physics that toast always lands butter side down yet contrary a cat always lands on its feet thus creating a force field around the craft to travel safely through. She just stared at me at loss of words as if the idea just might work… remember you heard it hear first.
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Will
